Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I have some seriously bad news. Everybody´s favorite weiner dog, Cooky, was stuck by a taxi recently. As you can see, this dog is just short of being served on a dinner plate. Fortunately Cooky is still alive, but isn´t the same running, jumping, excited Cooky he used to be. This down-n-out daschaund is now a paraplegic, having to crawl using his front legs while his back half dangles behind.


Why are you laughing? It isn´t funny!